queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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4 hours ago
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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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2 days ago
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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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3 days ago
597,317 notes

alexashung:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

shut up ur like 10

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5 days ago
296,142 notes

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

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1 week ago
400,561 notes

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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1 day ago
210,044 notes

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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3 days ago
423,803 notes

Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

5 days ago
82,055 notes

egberts:

"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.

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5 days ago
39,104 notes

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

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1 week ago
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