switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

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2 days ago
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i just need to get my shit together
me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably  (via dingyfeathers)

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1 week ago
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do you ever feel bad when you skip a song by your favourite band? like they’re going to get upset at you?

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5 days ago
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Jon Stewart and Matt Taibbi discuss the different treatment afforded to ‘street’ and white-collar criminals. 

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1 week ago
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get to know me meme - [1/5] favorite male characters: jake peralta (brooklyn nine nine)

"Here’s a question for the group: What is the longest funeral you’ve ever attended? Ladies first."

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1 week ago
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get rich or die trying to graduate from college

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