i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
(via onthepursuitofhapppiness)
you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking
(via professoralbusdumbledore)
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
(via voguelustys)
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
(Source: bigstupidbaby, via voguelustys)
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
(via gusmylove)
| me half-way through shaving one leg: | i dont want to do this anymore |
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
(via abtastik)
“There’s a part of me that is Pam, and there’s a part of him that is Jim, and that part of me is in love with that part of him.”
(Source: jaredpadaleckis, via aaronedtveit)