alchemist-ignoramus:

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

headcanon accepted

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11 hours ago
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missjesiika:

hippies-like-us:

I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

Truth

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2 days ago
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Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”

australian-government:

If i lay here
If i just lay here
Would you lie with me and wonder when will islamophobia and racism in Australia end?

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1 week ago
2,434 notes

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

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1 week ago
87,931 notes

awfullyy:

I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”

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1 week ago
43,126 notes

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

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1 week ago
225,440 notes

ruinedchildhood:

costumer service summed up in one gifset  

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1 week ago
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